CHAPTER 45: Assholes!
He creased his brows at him in astonishment. What was he up to? He never ever followed him to Riri’s house. The last time he visited, she was still very young.
“What?” He faked an innocent look.
Blake stared at him suspiciously and replied, “Since when did you start following me to Ariana’s house? Besides I don’t want you drawing too much attention. You know the paparazzi have been stalking you for months now. They could suspect something is up and I don’t wanna put Ariana in the spot light! I don’t want her to have to deal with those nuisance!”
“Don’t worry, I will be on low key! Besides, I got this really cool hoodie and mask, no one would know it’s me. We could also use the tunnel!” He grinned, wearing his mask and hoodie.
“See? Ain’t I a master of disguise plus I’m also hot!” He smirked.
“Keep deceiving yourself, we both know you are not hot.” He snorted.
“I am hot!” Liam defended, frowning. Blake was always so good at hurting his feelings! Meanie!
“No you’re not. Those girls only chase you cause of your money, not because you’re hot!”
“That’s not true! You’re just jealous!”
“Whatever! You can tag along but no flirting around! Learn to keep your dick in your pants, where they belong.” He rolled his eyes.
He knew it was hopeless. It was impossible for Liam to keep his dick in his pants.
“That I can’t promise you! And it belongs inside a warm and wet, college pussy, not in my pants. Thank goodness I carried some condoms with me!” He brought out a long roll of condoms from his pocket.
Maddie’s jaw dropped as she stared at her brother like a moron, “That is a lot of condoms! Do you plan on sleeping with over fifty women? You’re such a man-whore!”
“Anything can happen. We could even do an orgy! You never can tell! And thank you sis, that is a very wonderful compliment! I am a man-whore and I like pussies!”
“You’re uh… weird, Casanova. Just make sure you take your eyes off my woman! She’s totally off limits!” He warned.
“I’m not dumb. I’m obviously too young to die!” He rolled his eyes. Fantasizing about his woman was obviously a death sentence. He was still enjoying life, he didn’t want it to end now.
“Glad you know that!”
“And oh I also got her a gift. I mean it would be rude to come to her party without giving her a gift, or don’t you think so?” He questioned.
“Were you planning on following me today? And when was the last time you actually gave me a gift, today is also my birthday remember?” He made a face of displeasure.
“Are you jealous? What else can I get you? You have everything. All I can do is shower you with love.” He pecked his cheek.
“Eww, that’s so gross. Anyone seeing this would think you’re are actually gay? You know you having being behaving weirdly lately. If you are gay tell us, we won’t judge you!” He teased.
“I’m not gay, not like its a bad thing but I am a perfectly straight man and don’t act all innocent. You always liked it whenever I pecked your cheeks. You would blush for the whole day!”
“We were kids then, duh! It’s weird if you do that now. And I never blushed!” He defended.
“Liar! Besides I like fucking pussies not assholes. Though I’m thinking of having anal sex since I have not really tried it, but not with a man though, so don’t worry darling your asshole is safe!” He grinned, stupidly. What the hell!
“You’re gross and I blame the woman who is gonna give you her ass hole so you can vandalize it!”
“At least she’s getting paid to get her ass hole vandalize!” He stuck his tongue out and licked his lips.
“Would you two stop talking about ass holes? You do realize we are eating? And that’s where poop comes out from? What if she shits on your dick or something?” Maddie questioned with a disgusted look on her face. Two weirdos!
He placed his palm on her forehead as he pondered on what she had said. “Hmm, you got a point there, sis. That would be really messy and disgusting. I guess I would just stick to fucking pussies instead.”
“Do whatever suits you best. Now spill, why do you want to tag along?” Blake asked, getting frustrated at Liam. He was annoying as fuck!
“It’s been long since I last saw her, she was just a baby then. There is nothing wrong in seeing my best friend’s girlfriend… And maybe fucking a few pussies or assholes. Maybe I should leave ass holes out of it for now!”
“Her house is not a brothel,” he growled.
He raised his hands as a gesture of surrender. “Fine I will keep my dick to myself but don’t blame me if some girl seduces me. I lose control when I’m being seduced!”
He loses control to every woman. He was a lost cause.
“You never had control anyways. You grow a boner at anything on skirt! Let’s go weirdo!”
“Who are you calling weird?” Liam yelled, running after him.ConTEent bel0ngs to Nôv(e)lD/rama(.)Org .
“You of course!” Blake answered.
“You’re the weirdo, asshole!” Liam retorted.
“At least I’m not the one considering having anal sex. Some girl is gonna shit on your dick!” Blake mocked.
“Fuck you!”
“Fuck you too!”
“Oh fuck your ass!”
“No you fuck your ass!”
“Dildo!” Liam cursed.
“Pussy!”
“Dick!” They both walked out of the dining room quarreling and exchanging words. Well that went from weird to crazy.
Austin puffed out a loud breath that he didn’t even realize he was holding. “Your brother is very scary and for a moment, I thought I almost died. And then he went from scary to weird. And Liam was weirder. No wonder they are friends. Birds of a feather!”
He had a look of surprise on his face. He didn’t expect the richest men in the world to be weirdos. Maybe all rich people were weirdos.
“He is scary yes but he was actually being nice to you. And they are both weird Assholes. They act crazy all the time! It’s fun being around them!”
“He is crazy alright but he sure didn’t seem nice. I almost peed on my pants! Like hell when he threatened me, I felt a patter of cold shivers run down my spine! I thought I was gonna die!”
She chuckled. “Trust me he was. He was worse with my exes and I did tell you he was super protective. He seems to really like you. I thought he was trying to embarrass you but to my surprise, he actually suggested a business proposal and he even teased you, he never does that. He must have seen how hardworking and dedicated and loving you are.”
“I hope you are right baby. He sure did fry my ass! I hope he likes to work with my kind!”
She laughed. “Actually, Blake likes to work with Black people more!”
“He does?” He seemed surprised.
“Yes. Do you know that more than fifty percent of his staffs are blacks? He claims they are more hardworking and less annoying and I think he’s right. He has a lot of faith in them.”
“He likes competence and he doesn’t give a shit about what race you’re from, nor the color of your skin. As long as your hardworking, you would easily become friends. That’s what I like about him and it’s one of the things I learnt from him!”
“Wow, sounds like a nice guy. It would be nice working with him.” He nodded, impressively.
I wish. If he weren’t Lucifer then just maybe you can call him nice but he was nothing close to nice, he was evil! Even with his good side, lies his dark side secretly waiting to unleash destruction on the world.
She sighed. I hope Ariana is up for the challenge. The fate of the world rests on her shoulders!